Watch an Australian news anchor lose it when his co-host obliviously makes a double-entendre with the word "couch"

The 'couch' in 'couch grass' (aka Bermuda grass in the US) is pronounced just like the furniture you sit on. Unless you're in Australia — there, apparently, some people pronounce it as 'cooch.' As does morning-show host Allison Langdon, who, when talking to some grass experts, said, 'My cooch is dying.' — Read the rest