Got a new Surface? Have some firmware. Old Surface? La la la la la, we can't hear you

New models get first updates as wailing of Pro 4 users continues
As Microsoft released the first batch of firmware updates for its shiny new Surface Pro 6 and Surface Laptop 2 hardware, owners of Surface Pro 4 fondleslabs afflicted by July's borked update remain in the dark as to when, or even if, their broken firmware will ever be fixed.…