I didn't shit my pants at McDonalds 25 years ago, Australian Prime Minister insists

Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison, beset by rumors that he shat his pants at McDonalds in 1997, has finally broken and addressed the claims, thereby ensuring that the entire world's attention is given to them. Here he is on a radio interview, quoted by Matt Novak:

'It's complete and utter rubbish. — Read the rest