The world's oldest narrative art has been discovered. It's a picture of a guy jerking off to horny leopards

In a recently-published paper in the academic journal Antiquity, a group of researchers from Istanbul University led by Eylem Özdoğan claim to have unearthed a piece of ancient art containing the oldest-known narrative scene:

A wall relief, comprising five figures carved on a bench in a communal building dating to the ninth millennium BC, was found in south-eastern Turkey in 2021. — Read the rest