Tucker Carlson, meet Coca-Cola, the ball-inflating potion that will return your manhood (video)

Testicle tanner Tucker Carlson, rejoice! The ever-reliable New York Post has reported on a new study suggesting that Coca-Cola boosts testosterone, the hormone — when lacking — responsible for the Fox host's perpetually testy humor. And to celebrate the end of Carlson's 'End of Man' fears, the Late Show has released an updated version of Coca-Cola's 'I'd Like to Buy the World a Coke' jingle, which promises to 'nourish giant balls' to the size of 'Chinese spy balloons.' — Read the rest