If the person who named Walkie-Talkies named other things too

What would the world be like if the person who Named Walkie-Talkies named everything around us? As this funny article points out,  forks would be 'stabbie grabbies', spoons would be 'soupy-scoopies', wigs would be 'hairy-wearies', and microwaves would be 'heatie-eaties'. Can someone please make an entire dictionary using the walkie-talkie-esque language? — Read the rest