Scientology's secrets, Kardashian brain damage, and Chinese bioweapons in last week's dubious tabloids

'National Enquirer'

'Scientology's Darkest Secrets Exposed!' screams the cover story, which fails to live up to its ambitions.

This is what passes as an exposé: 'Celebs used as stooges!'

Never saw that coming.

'Fast cars and easy money!'

Senior Scientology officials allegedly use church funds to live the high life. — Read the rest