For the record: You just ordered me to cause a very expensive outage

And ordered so rudely this techie had little interest in sticking around to fix the subsequent chaos
On Call Techies are often beset by undeserving and despicable dolts who demand daunting feats of tech support. Which is why each Friday The Register brings you a fresh instalment of On Call – the reader-contributed column in which you share stories of defeating those dunderheads.…