Hide the keyboard – it's the only way to keep this software running

Lunch can be surprisingly dangerous. So can tea
On Call By the time Friday rolls around, The Register understands readers might just want to toss the rest of the working week away without a care for the consequences. That sense of ennui is why we ease you into the last day of the working week with a new instalment of On Call, the reader-contributed column that celebrates the sometimes-silly side of working in tech support.…