What the **** did you put in that code? The client thinks it's a cyberattack

When your customers work in super-sensitive situations, bad jokes make for bad business
Who, Me? Welcome to another Monday morning! We hope your weekend could be described in pleasant terms. That's what The Register strives for at this time of week in each installment of 'Who, Me?' – the column that shares your stories of making decidedly unpleasant mistakes and somehow mopping up afterwards.…