Knife-wielding racist arrested after sexually assaulting a refrigerator at Trader Joe's

Seattle Police report they arrested an armed man who 'copulated' with a refridgerator at the Trader Joe's on East Madison St and then threatened to kill everyone in the store with a knife. Those are the 'cold hard facts,' writes an evidently delighted press officer. — Read the rest
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