Abandoned dog turns out to be discarded toy

Reponding to reports of a small dog tied to a post and abandoned on the roadside in Matlock, England, an officer from Derbyshire Police was surprised to instead find a toy there. This led to the issuance of the only good kind of police press release, the ones full of puns such as 'festive faux-paw' and other seasonal jokes. — Read the rest
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